TED: July the nineteenth … why does that strike me as important?
DOUGAL: Yes! (To Ted.) Ah, July the nineteenth … I wouldn’t know Ted, y’big bollocks.
TED: Anyway … any idea why July the nineteenth should be so important?
DOUGAL: Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?
TED: No Dougal – you can’t be that precise about the Ice Age!
DOUGAL: I’ll look it up in the diary.
DOUGAL: July nineteenth…’On This Day’… ‘Galway liberated from Indians’ … ‘Marathon becomes Snickers‘ … Aha! Ted. ‘Ice Age ends’!
-Father Ted “Hell” (TV Episode)